He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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