is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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