I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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