it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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