Cold hands, warm shart.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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