there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This house was built for laser tag.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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