I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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