dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
No more Irish car bombs ever.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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