So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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