these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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