What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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