shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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