This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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