she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
