i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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