i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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