does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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