He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
