new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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