I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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