he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
