Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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