That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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