guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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