I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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