My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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