redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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