worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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