I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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