shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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