that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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