On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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