i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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