why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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