420 ftw
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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