I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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