what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i've created a new STD.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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