Sry I called you an 8
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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