playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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