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(956): View more from Texas

I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward

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(815): View more from Illinois

My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You love popeyes more than me

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does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on

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(214): View more from Texas

she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.

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It's like 10 times better than an Oscar

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(951): View more from California

All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face

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