Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm at about main and main street
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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