somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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