That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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