I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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