Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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