Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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