she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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