I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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