Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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