There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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